This is an actual conversation...
Sarah: Mommy...I need Baby
(I place Baby in the bed next to Sarah)
Me: Here's Baby...good night Sarah
Sarah: Where Dolly?
(I place Dolly in the bed next to Sarah and Baby)
Me: Here's Dolly...good night Sarah
Sarah: Where Lammy?
(Annoyed, I place Lammy in the bed next to Sarah, Baby, and Dolly)
Me: Here's Lammy...now go to sleep Sarah
Sarah: Where Kitty? Where Monkey?
(More annoyed but keeping my cool...)
Me: Kitty is in Lucas's bed and Monkey is in Jake's bed... now go to sleep
Sarah: I need foo-ball
(Seriously?!?! So I put the football next to Sarah, Baby, Dolly, and Lammy)
Me: This is the last toy...GOOD NIGHT!
After surveying the floor and satisfied that she had every toy possible in her bed...
Sarah: Night night, Mommy
Me: Night night, Sarah
Why I'm not stepping on the scale
7 months ago